2008-4-12 09:02 AM
呀紙=〕
[轉]!●*答應我,,永遠也不離開我,,好嗎??潮爆校園
[color=Black]個故事好慘-.-
主角 "★
牙ME:可愛 "笑果陣時勁甜 "活潑開朗 "中2A班轉校生*
PS "易喊易笑既人 "同牙紫勁FD→
牙紫:令女 "型爆 "勁多仔溝 "中2A班*
PS "好COOL "鐘意牙HO "同牙ME勁FD→
牙HO:令仔 "型爆 "勁多女溝 "中2A班*
PS "爆串嘴 "老師都頂佢唔順 "本來鐘意牙兒 "因為牙ME既出現→
牙根:令仔 "細心 "好搞笑 "中2A班*
PS "串嘴 "好鐘意牙紫 "同牙HO勁FD→
配角 "☆
牙詠:個樣MAMA地 "爆好人 "勁叻女 "中2A班*
PS "好乖女 "仲係學校既模範生TIM→
牙兒:爆令女 "型爆 "勁有料 "勁多仔圍 "中2A班*
PS "扮晒野 "以為自己最巴閉 "鐘意牙HO "同玲勁FD→
牙玲:校花1個 "好有料 "好衰格 "中2B班*
PS "專針對牙ME "勁串嘴 "好賤格 "鐘意牙傑 "同兒勁FD→
牙傑:爆令仔 "型爆 "黑社會大佬 "有勁多女 "中2B班*
PS "好鐘意玩女 "1個月就轉女1次 "但係同時對牙ME同牙玲好專1 "但最後選擇了牙ME→
牙WAI:令仔 "幾型 "有料 "好打得 "中2B班*
PS "好討厭牙HO "鐘意牙兒
牙K:校草1個 "唔多鐘意講野 "冇咩朋友 "中2A班*
PS "唔鐘意出聲 "好自閉 "但係牙ME既出現改變左佢→[/color]
2008-4-12 09:03 AM
呀紙=〕
已代刪去sell po - by版主 ffu;)
[color=Teal]第1回 "◆我班多了1個新同學 ""
係2A班既班房 "*
MISS:聽日會有1個新同學入黎GA喇 "
男生A:下 "聽日就有個新同學 "→哈哈 "今次實俾我地果班玩死都有份LA "
男生B:嘩 "咁我地果班咪愈黎愈好玩LO "→哎呀 "唔知個樣係點GA呢 "
男生C:哈哈 "唔知佢個樣會係點GA呢 "→如果係令女咁就好喇 "但係如果係豬GA話 "
MISS:大家靜D先LA "→日日都咁嘈 "真係就俾你地激死喇 "
牙HO:MISS你煩唔煩D AR "日日都係E句 "
MISS:鬼叫你地日日都咁嘈咩 "
牙HO:妖 "有新同學又點AR "又唔知佢叫咩名 "鬼知佢係邊個咩 "
MISS:佢叫做牙ME "
男生A:牙ME "聽落去好似係令女黎GA喎 "→嘩 "如果係令女既話 "我實要溝到佢AR "
男生B:係喎 "MISS "佢令唔令女GA "佢幾歲GA "→哎呀 "唔知佢有冇ICQ呢 "
男生C:佢有冇電話GA "→有既話 "得閒既我要同佢玩PHONESEX AR "
放學既鐘聲終於響起左喇 "*
MISS:唉 "如果你地想知道新同學D野 "就問牙紫LA "
牙HO:係LO "果個新同學男定係女AR "
男A:係LO "我都想知係男定女AR "
男B:係AR "快D講LA "
牙紫:UM "係女黎GA "
牙HO:令唔令既先 "
牙紫:下 "
牙根:下咩啫 "講黎知下都好AR MA "
牙紫:UM "都OK LA "
牙HO:下 "得OK咋 "
牙根:妖 "聽日未可以睇到佢LO "E家講黎都晒氣 "
MISS:好喇好喇 "E家落堂 "
未講完 "成班友走晒 "*
MISS:真係AR佢地 "
係2樓既走廊 "*
牙兒:喂 "聽日我班會黎1個新生喎 "
牙WAI:下 "咩料AR "→唔知會唔會係女仔呢 "
牙兒:我都唔知邊燃個黎既 "剩係聽D人講係女仔喎 "
牙傑:下 "係咩 "我諗都係豬果隻GA喇 "→嘩 "話唔家係令女黎TIM GA "
牙玲:唉 "
牙兒:做咩牙 "玲姐 "
牙玲:你望下果邊**先LA "→指住牙紫 "
牙傑:佢又係咩料AR "→又幾令女GA喎 "
牙WAI:哦 "未就係上次串玲姐果個LO "
牙傑:下 "咁大件事又唔同我講既 "
牙玲:唉 "算LA "俾面牙兒至唔郁佢咋 "
牙兒:多謝你AR "玲姐 "
牙傑:我知 "你唔想俾牙HO見到牙兒咁賤格AR MA "
牙WAI:係咩 "→又係牙HO "想搶我既牙兒 "下世LA "
牙玲:E家有D餓TIM "不如E家出去MK行下 "順路食埋野LA "
牙傑:都好喎 "牙WAI你有冇都到錢GA "
牙WAI:梗有LA "
牙玲:咁行得LA "[/color]
[[i] 本帖最後由 ffu;) 於 2008-4-13 09:00 PM 編輯 [/i]]
2008-4-12 09:04 AM
呀紙=〕
[color=Red][b]第2回 "◆開學的第1天(上)
係2A班既班房 "*
男生A:E "妹妹仔 "你叫咩名AR "→睇落去佢個樣真係好SWEET AR "
牙ME:下 "我叫做牙ME "你好牙 "→甜甜既1笑 "
男生B:係喎 "知你都未熟悉晒學校4周圍 "不如哥哥小息帶你識下AR "→淫笑 "
牙ME:下 "→有D驚佢TIM GA "
男生C:唉 "你睇下佢AR "佢都唔掂GE "仲有牙 "佢今日仲要留堂TIM GA "等得帶你去LA "→E條女我要梗GA喇 "
男生B:喂 "→瞪左男生B 1眼 "
男生C:唔駛理佢GA "以後有D咩野事要幫手 "搵我就得GA喇 "→對住男生B奸笑 "同我搶野 "真係未夠班AR "
男生A:妹妹仔 "今日放學得唔得閒牙 "不如哥哥陪你行街街AR "→撤嬌 "有D姣 "
男生C:唔該你發姣就行開D LA "咪阻燃住晒LA "→阻住個地球轉 "
男生A:E家我約人出街AR "關你咩Q事AR "→唔鉅 "
男生C:唔燃鉅AR "唔鉅隻秋AR笨 "→好火 "
牙兒:** "嘈咩Q AR又 "又係為左條女嘈 "→2A班既大家姐剎到 "全班友靜晒 "
男生A+B+C:哼 "→唔好以為自己係2A班既大家姐就懶巴閉喇喎 "你都係夠玲姐上位姐 "
牙兒:好心你地LA "唔好成日好似隻狗 "日日係度吠 "
牙兒1講先E句 "成班友係度猛咁笑 "就係E個時候 "牙紫返左黎 "*
牙ME:牙紫 "→對住牙紫笑 "
牙紫:牙ME "→見到牙兒瞪住佢 "
牙兒:啤咩啤AR "未見過令女牙 "
牙ME:牙紫冇啤你喎 "係你啤佢咋喎 "→嬲個樣都幾CUTE喎 "
牙紫:牙ME AR "→唔想牙ME得罪佢 "
牙兒:同類真係同類 "又係度扮晒野 "搏同情 "唉 "
講講下牙HO同牙根都番左黎喇 "
唔知佢地會發生左D咩事呢 "[/b][/color]
2008-4-12 09:05 AM
呀紙=〕
[color=DarkOrchid]第2回 "◆開學的第1天(下)
係2A班既班房 "*
牙HO:E "新同學喎 "咩咁豬既 "→嘩 "佢好令女AR "
牙根:E "唔係牙 "都幾令女AR "唔錯唔錯 "→同我想像中果個牙ME仲好喎 "
牙HO:喂 "你啞GA "咁耐都唔出聲 "你叫叫名牙 "令妹 "
牙ME冇理到佢 "
牙HO:喂 "你唔係又龍又啞GA "E家我問你AR "
牙ME又冇理到佢 "
牙HO:你 "
牙ME:我咩我牙 "你仲要明知故問 "
牙HO:咩明知故問牙 "死令妹 "家陣有個令仔想識你喎 "咁都唔受 "→好明顯我E家係全班人面前溝緊你LA "
牙ME:我叫牙ME全班人都知GA LA "係你笨至唔知啫 "仲有咩受唔受AR "睇你個樣似個牙伯多過令仔GA喇 "
牙HO:哎呀 "你牙 "
牙根:唔好嘈LA "MISS黎左喇 "
牙HO:好 "見你係新黎我至俾面你GA咋 "
牙ME:我唔駛你俾面我喎 "
牙HO:你 "→好 "你今日同我小心D牙 "
牙兒:牙HO AR"E D咁既人唔好同佢嘈LA "同佢嘈簡直有失身份牙 "→啤住牙ME "
牙HO:好 "我費時有失身份AR "→我1定要溝到牙ME "
牙ME:我怕你嘈嘈到我同你條女狂啤住我咋 "→同牙兒互啤 "
牙兒:你家陣好想死AR "→想1巴COM落牙ME到 "
牙詠:MISS黎左喇 "→幫牙ME "唔想牙兒打牙ME "
MISS終於黎左喇 "*
MISS:GOOD MORNING "CLASS "
CLASS:GOOD MORNING "MISS屎 "
MISS:好喇 "今日黎左1個新同學 "
牙HO:係人都知LA "仲駛你講AR "
MISS:咁人地第1日入黎 "係咪應該俾個好印象人地AR "
牙HO:咁又唔見佢1入黎俾個好印象我地 "→好串嘴 "想同我串下隔世先LA "
MISS:你 "都費時同你講AR "好喇 "牙ME同學你就同大家介紹下自己LA "
牙HO:冇人叫你講 "係你自己要同我講咋喎 "
牙ME:大家好 "我叫做牙ME "今年12歲 "
MISS:好 "我E家唔同你嗌 "今日放學之後黎搵我 "
男生A:12歲讀FORM 2 "唔係咁勁牙 "→咩人黎GA "
男生B:嘩 "簡直係破晒健力士學校紀錄大全AR "→咁未即係勁過牙詠 "
牙ME:MISS "牙紫佢暈左AR "
男生C:我個紫紫AR "你千祈唔好有事AR "→喊埋出黎AR "駛唔駛牙 "
男生B:牙紫你唔好有事AR "最多我照顧你1生1世AR "→出晒位 "喊埋1份 "
男生A:牙紫 "→E個仲激動 "猛咁係度大嗌牙紫 "
牙HO:你話AR "點解我要黎搵你AR "你搵我唔得GA "→火到拍枱 "
MISS:全部同我收聲 "→MISS終於發火喇 "
牙HO:你話收就收AR "
MISS:你即刻同我係班房出面罰企 "→啤左牙HO 1眼 "
牙HO:好 "出咪出 "驚你牙 "→真係出左班房出面罰企 "
MISS:牙兒你同我帶牙紫落去醫療室 "UM "搵多個人去幫手LA "
牙兒:好牙 "→今次你仲唔死 "
牙根:MISS "等我同牙兒佢地1齊去AR "我絕對唔會俾你傷害牙紫佢GA "
MISS:但係 "
牙根:有個男仔睇住會好D GA "MISS牙 "
MISS:咁好LA "
牙根:牙兒1齊行LA "→抱起牙紫 "
牙兒:好牙 "→哼 "竟然想阻住我 "
MISS:好 "E家上堂 "
唔知牙根佢地去左醫療室發生左D咩事呢 "
下回就會提到GA喇 "
第3回 "◆牙兒復仇計(上)
係醫療室 "*
牙根:校工叔叔 "牙紫佢點AR "→牙紫你唔好嚇我AR "
校工叔叔:令仔唔駛咁緊張喎 "→係人都知係你條女LA "
牙兒:係LO "佢又唔係你邊個 "駛咩咁緊張AR "→你鐘意人地AR "人地都未必鐘意你LA "
牙根:你 "→你肯定想搏打頂喇 "
校工叔叔:唉 "佢今朝係咪冇食藥AR "→大佬 "佢有貧血GA "
牙根:下 "你又知佢要食藥既 "
校工叔叔:E個學生有病歷記錄GA MA "
牙根:咁佢要食D咩藥GA "而且係咪要日日食GA "
牙兒:駛唔駛咁AR "人地又唔係你條女 "→原來佢有病既 "哈 "
牙根:關你牙媽咩事AR "
牙兒:你又咩燃野AR "
牙根:問心果句 "你有燃咩 "有燃至好罵人LA "→想1巴COM落牙兒到 "
牙兒:你 "→竟然咁夠膽串我 "1陣你條女就 "嘻 "
校工叔叔:你地1人小句得唔得AR "病人仲休息緊GA "→好嬲 "
牙根+牙兒:哼 "→鬼叫佢串我AR "
牙詠突然間落左黎 "*
牙詠:大件事喇 "MISS發火喇 "牙根你要快D上去搵牙HO LA "
牙根:下 "→咁牙紫佢點AR "
牙兒:哦 "得GA喇 "佢E家就去GA喇 "→今次牙紫係我度 "你仲唔死 "
牙詠:牙根 "咁E家快D上去LA "→好急GA "
牙根:你好野 "死8婆 "→係牙兒耳仔邊細聲咁講 "
牙兒:睇下點 "→奸笑 "
係2A班既班房 "*
MISS:我要你E家即刻向著全班同我道歉 "→火到臉都紅晒TIM AR "
牙HO:你話AR "→話下你牙媽啫 "駛唔駛咁AR "
MISS:家陣你話我牙媽喎 "
牙HO:話你牙媽未話你牙媽LO "鬼叫你牙媽生左你E個咁既女AR "
MISS:你想罵我啫 "駛唔駛罵埋我牙媽AR "→眼仔都濕晒喇 "真係好想打死你AR "
牙HO:想打我牙 "打LO "
MISS:你 "
牙HO:睇下我會唔會告到你甩褲AR喇 "→我E家就係要串你 "吹牙 "
牙HO 1講E句全班友係度狂笑 "*
MISS:牙ME "你E家即刻同我落去搵校長黎 "
牙ME:下 "我 "→我新黎咋喎 "
MISS:我叫你去就去LA "→喊左出黎喇 "
牙ME:係既 "→我岩岩黎入E間中學 "我都唔知邊度係校長室 "唉 "算LA "落左去先算LA "
係牙根果邊 "*
牙根:哎呀 "→扮晒野咁 "
牙詠:做咩野牙 "
牙根:我岩岩留低左D好重要既野係醫療室到AR "→又係度講大話 "
牙詠:咁點AR "
牙根:一係我去番果度拎番先LA "你就返課室先 "→好急 "
牙詠:但係 "
牙根:得GA喇 "我搞得掂GA喇 "
牙詠:咁好LA "你要快D返黎AR "
牙根:得喇我喇 "→未講完就跑番落去 "
係牙ME果邊 "
牙ME:究竟校長室係邊度呢 "→搵得好唔耐煩AR "
牙根:E "牙ME "→跑度喘晒氣 "
牙ME:E "係你牙 "牙根 "又會咁岩既 "
牙根:我入去睇下牙紫咋MA "咁你呢 "
牙ME:哦 "MISS叫我落黎搵校長咋MA "→E "頭先MISS唔係急CALL叫佢返課室GA咩 "E家佢又話蓍黎搵牙紫 "唔通佢 "哈哈 "
牙根:E "你諗咩野AR "
牙ME:冇野AR "係喎 "我都想知牙紫佢E家點AR "
牙根:咁我地1齊入去AR "
牙ME:好AR "→甜甜既笑 "
[/color]
2008-4-12 10:41 AM
kateau
吾錯牙''
快d p0喇
等緊妳牙
2008-4-12 11:01 AM
細炮炮:)
好好睇呀 =]''
呀me 真係受歡迎
supp0rt -v-
2008-4-12 09:31 PM
呀紙=〕
[quote]原帖由 [i]kateau[/i] 於 2008-4-12 10:41 AM 發表 請切換完整版來瀏覽圖片和連結
吾錯牙''
快d p0喇
等緊妳牙 [/quote]
係既"=]]見你係fd..p0st喇"=]]
2008-4-12 09:31 PM
呀紙=〕
[quote]原帖由 [i]POW炮=][/i] 於 2008-4-12 11:01 AM 發表 請切換完整版來瀏覽圖片和連結
好好睇呀 =]''
呀me 真係受歡迎
supp0rt -v- [/quote]
係呀"=]]遲d仲會好....
2008-4-12 09:33 PM
呀紙=〕
第3回 "◆牙兒復仇計(下)
係醫療室 "*
牙兒:都係你牙 "如果唔係你 "牙HO就唔會對我只係牙妹 "→拎左把CUTTER出黎 "
牙兒:你有邊樣野好過我AR "你樣又差過我 "身材又唔夠我索 "點解牙根佢又會鐘意你GA "→我知喇 "係個樣剩係差我少少啫 "
牙兒:你唔好怪我咁做AR "係你自己拎番黎GA咋 "→想拎起把CUTTER介落牙紫塊面到 "
就係E個時候 "*
牙根:你個8婆AR "我1早就估到你會咁做GA喇 "→搶左牙兒手上把CUTTER "
牙ME:好采牙紫E家冇事咋 "→好嬲 "
牙兒:新黎既 "同我收皮LA "死8婆 "串嘴AR "
牙ME:哈 "冇皮點收AR "係都你收左我先收LA "→同我串真係未夠班AR "
牙兒:你地好野LA "你地因住黎AR "→好羅咁走左去 "
牙根+牙ME:睇下點 "→好齊喎 "
牙紫:E度係邊度黎GA "→牙紫終於醒左喇 "
牙根:牙紫 "你真係嚇死我喇 "→攬住左牙紫 "
牙ME:嘩 "鐘意人駛唔駛咁出面AR "→偷笑 "
牙紫:我剩係覺得好雲咋 "→以為牙根係牙HO "
牙根:咁要唔要我幫你搞早退手續AR "順便我送埋你番屋企AR "→好溫柔 "
牙紫:但係我驚會煩住你AR "→估唔到牙HO咁關心我GA "
牙根:唔會GA "
牙紫:但係 "→臉紅 "
牙根:唔好但係喇 "一於我送你番屋企LA "
牙紫:咁好LA "→好開心牙 "
牙ME:E "咁我點AR "→我唔識搵校長室GA "
牙根:你直行轉右就係校長室GA喇 "
牙ME:哦 "唔該晒你牙 "→講完就即刻去校長室搵校長 "
牙根:E個牙ME真係AR "→細細聲講 "
校長室 "*
校長:我唔容許學校有D咁樣既學生 "同學 "請你上去幫我叫果個學生落黎AR "→好嬲AR "
牙ME:係 "→見到校長咁既樣 "我都有D驚AR "
係2A班既班房 "*
牙兒:究竟發生左咩事AR "→同緊牙詠好細聲咁講野 "
牙詠:頭先牙HO佢 "→將件事1510講晒俾牙兒聽 "
牙兒:下 "咩咁大件事AR "→唔得 "我今日1定要搵搵校長至得 "
牙詠:牙兒 "你做咩咁樣既 "
牙兒:冇野牙 "我點會有咩燃野AR "
牙詠:哦 "係咩 "→開始覺得牙兒怪怪地 "
牙ME番左黎 "
MISS:校長話點AR "→塊臉俾人激到紅晒 "
牙ME:佢話叫我帶佢落去喎 "→指住牙HO "
牙HO:指咩燃野AR "→本少爺係要俾你指GA咩 "
牙ME:我點知你咩料喎 "→我係要指AR "吹AR "
牙HO:手指指無禮貌 "真係無教養AR "→睇下你點串我 "有本事就串我LA "令妹 "
牙ME:起碼好過你先AR "講野之前唔刷牙 "把口咁臭既 "→唔好以為我好好蝦AR "牙伯 "
牙ME 1講E句全班友係度狂笑 "*
牙HO:你 "→你好野 "睇下你遲D點死法 "
MISS:你地2個嘈夠未牙 "→勁火 "
牙HO+ME:係佢咋喎 "哼 "→鬼唔望你1出課室門口就**AR "
牙HO:跟我講野 "→死LA "有D想溝佢TIM "
牙ME:邊有AR "係你跟我講野咋 "爆炸狗 "→1日最衰都係你LA "
牙HO:下 "話我爆炸狗 "咁你呢 "龍貓 "→你真係好得意 "我就係鐘意 "
MISS:仲唔快D落去 "→好嬲 "
牙HO+ME:落未落LO "哼 "→2個人唔小心行到課室門口既時候俾個地拖滑1滑咁就**喇 "
牙ME:AR "你好重AR "死開D LA→牙HO擇住左牙ME "
牙ME 1講E句全班友係度狂笑 "*
牙HO:笑咩笑AR "有咩咁好笑AR "→鬼唔望你地笑爆個肚AR "
牙HO 1講E句全班友即刻靜晒 "*
牙HO:仲唔行 "
牙ME:E家未行緊LO "
係地下既走廊 "
牙HO:喂 "
牙ME冇理到佢 "
牙HO:喂 "認下我好喇喎 "→有D唔鉅TIM "
牙ME:你喂夠未牙 "討厭 "→我都未見過人咁煩GA "
牙HO:我未見過D人好似D DIN雞咁 "亂咁發DIN罵人GA "→哈 "睇下你今次點串我法 "
牙ME:我夠未見過D人好似D人咁煩GA "成個師奶咁係度同人講價 "唔該你要去買餸就去街市LA "留係度簡直影響市容AR "→哎唷 "唔知邊個邊個平時話咁串嘴既呢 "E家羅左都唔知AR "哈哈 "
牙HO:你 "→有膽識 "我欣賞AR "
牙ME:我咩牙又 "入去見校長LA "→真係冇你咁好氣AR "
2008-4-12 09:33 PM
呀紙=〕
第4回 "◆牙HO俾人踢出校
係校長室 "*
校長:MISS話下你啫 "你駛唔駛咁串嘴話番佢轉頭AR "→我都未見過D學生咁冇家教GA "
牙HO:家陣係我有俾錢交學費GA喎 "→同我串 "好 "就睇下你點串法 "
校長:有又點AR "總之我地學校唔容許有你E種咁既學生LA "
牙HO:我車 "唔好以為自己間學校係咩名校AR "→你以為你自己係邊個AR "李家誠牙 "我呸 "
校長:你話咩話 "→好火AR "
牙HO:廣東話 "駛唔駛聽多1次AR "→死老野 "串我AR "係咪唔夠串AR "呵呵 "
校長:好 "憑你E句說話 "我要踢你出校 "→串我AR "問你死未 "哈 "
牙HO:哎唷 "我好驚牙 "好牙 "驚你AR "垃圾簡直係垃圾AR "唉 "讀唔讀都霸LA "超 "→唔通留番係度獻世咩 "下世先LA "
校長:你 "唔得 "我要扣晒你D分 "
牙HO:扣咩分牙又 "我今日就要退學 "睇下你點扣 "→我偏偏係唔俾你扣AR "吹牙 "
校長:你好野 "不過少左1個學生都係好少啫 "→係就快D走喇 "E度唔歡迎你D咁既人牙 "
牙HO:我梗係好野LA "BYE BYE喇喎 "→睇下點 "未講完就好大力關左門走人喇 "
校長:走快D LA "鬼唔望你冇學校收AR "→好嬲 "
係校長室出面 "
牙HO:E "等左好耐喇 "
牙ME:係牙 "差唔多成世喇 "牙哥 "→就黎俾你激死GA喇 "
牙HO:哎唷 "你幾時做左我牙妹GA "仲等左我咁耐 "我知喇 "你駛好喜歡我 "→想拖牙ME隻手 "
牙ME:你去死LA "我點會咁冇TASTE鐘意D咁白痴既人AR "→好大力打左牙HO 1野 "
牙HO:嘩 "駛唔駛咁大力AR "→睇唔出你咁細粒 "咁大力GE "
牙ME:點牙 "
牙HO:咩野點啫 "→扮晒野 "
牙ME:你知GA "你仲要問既 "係咪又想試下AR "→你講唔講AR "唔講你就死GA喇 "
牙HO:好 "講未講LO "我俾人踢出校LO "→哈哈 "仲唔係鐘意我 "咁關心我既 "
牙ME:抵你死AR "→又打左牙HO 1野 "
牙HO:喂 "講左你又打我 "→好痛AR "
牙ME:咁你今日就走AR MA "咁我要打多幾野 "我至消除到我心中既怒火GA "
牙HO:好1句我至消除到我心中既怒火GA "又唔見你俾我同你扑埋野至走人 "→攬住左牙ME "
牙ME:賤格 "→1野COM左落牙HO到 "→好嬲咁走番去課室到 "
牙HO:好 "我就係鐘意 "→鐘意就係鐘意 "但係真係好痛下GA "
放左學之後 "*
牙兒:死8婆同我企係度 "→捉住左牙ME隻手 "
牙ME:我有名叫GA "姣婆 "→又黎牙 "打我LA "又唔出手 "
牙兒:我夠有名叫GA "死8婆 "→哎唷 "睇下你串得有幾耐 "
牙ME:咁有人對我冇禮貌先LO "咁佢又敬飲唔飲罰喎 "咁我未用番佢果種叫法LO "對佢好有禮貌GA喇 "→唉 "唔夠人串就唔好同"人串LA "
牙兒:你 "好 "我E家唔同你玩 我要問你 "牙HO佢究竟點樣AR "→好認真 "
牙ME:我都係好認真GA "UM "佢俾人踢左出校LU "→牙ME 1講完就走LU "
牙兒:冇可能GA喎 "唔得 "我要同校長講至得AR "→跑左落去校長室 "
係校長室 "*
校長:唔得 "絕對唔可以 "
牙兒:爺爺AR "
校長:總之唔得LA "
牙兒:咁我都唔讀書喇 "
校長:你 "
牙兒:我唔理LA "牙HO唔留係度 "我都唔會留係度GA喇 "→講先就即刻走人喇 "
校長:牙兒AR "→唉 "真係冇晒佢辦法AR "
牙ME電話中 "*
牙ME:喂 "
牙紫:係我AR "牙ME "→好開心牙 "
牙ME:E "做咩咁開心既 "係喇 "你好番D未AR "→哈 "你重色輕友牙你 "
牙紫:好左好多喇 "→如果日日都有牙HO陪住我咁就好喇 "
牙ME:梗係LA "有牙根陪住你喎 "實好SWEET GA喇 "
牙紫:下 "咩頭先果個係牙根黎GA咩 "→咩唔係牙HO黎GA咩 "
牙ME:唔係既話 "你仲以為係邊個AR "
牙紫:咁冇野喇 "我E家想休息下先喇 "→由開心變成失望 "
牙ME:咁好LA "BYE BYE喇 "
牙紫:BYE BYE "→CUT左線 "
牙ME:嘻 "E個牙紫AR "→好開心咁笑 "
2008-4-13 07:17 PM
aszxyoyo
哈哈..我係第2個論壇睇過了`
都幾好吧>000<" 不過太多人物了`
得閒黎我作的故仔吧`
sup0st`
cM=]
2008-4-13 09:02 PM
ffu;)
唔可以有sell p0st. 已代刪。
如有問題請通知本人。
2008-4-14 08:57 PM
呀紙=〕
[align=center][color=Black]第5回"◆緣份下的約定
係1條街到 "*
牙ME+牙K:哎呀 "→牙ME唔小心撞到人牙 "
牙ME:AR "SORRY牙 "真係唔好意思AR "→個樣勁好笑 "
牙K:我冇事AR "哈哈 "→原來E個女仔係咁得意GA "
牙ME:你咪係 "我果班果個牙K AR "→唔知點解見到牙K就咁開心 "
牙K:哈 "你唔係E家先知AR "→E "點解我會變成咁既 "我平時唔多鐘意講野GA "
牙ME:E "你1個人AR "→笑 "
牙K:係牙 "→佢笑果陣時真係好似1個人牙 "但係我又諗唔起係邊個 "
牙ME:咁不如我地1齊飲杯野AR "
牙K:係咪你請先 "→死LA "我唔會係鐘意左佢牙化 "
牙ME:如果唔係我點會叫你去AR "→覺得平時既牙K同E家好唔同 "
係1間COFFEE SHOP "
侍應:先生小姐 "請問你地想要D咩呢 "→好有禮貌 "
牙ME:我要1杯無糖既COFFEE AR "唔該 "咁你呢 "牙K "
牙K:我冇所謂GA "
牙ME:咁要多杯無糖既COFFEE AR "唔該 "→笑 "
侍應:咁好LA "請你地等1等 "→講完就走人 "
牙K:咁你好鐘意黎E度飲野GA "
牙ME:係牙 "E度最出名就係COFFEE "佢地果種味道同人好唔同GA "
牙K:係 "咁我就要試過先知喇 "
牙ME:牙K "我覺得你好唔同 "
牙K:點解既 "
牙ME:第1次見到你既時候 "你係1個唔多鐘意出聲既人 "但係E家你就180度大轉變 "變到仲好開朗咁AR "
牙K:唔知呢 "可能係你既關係呱 "
牙ME:下 "又關我事 "
牙K:梗係關LA "因為你好似我以前既1個朋友 "
牙ME:哦 "原來係咁牙 "D COFFEE都黎左喇 "快D趁熱飲LA "
牙K:哦 "好牙 "→想擺D糖落去杯COFFEE到 "
牙ME:唔好牙 "→拍左牙K隻手1下 "
牙K:下 "點解既 "→佢隻手真係好令人好溫暖AR "仲有佢果種笑容真係好唔同 "
牙ME:因為唔落糖會好飲D LO "→好天真咁笑 "
牙K:哦 "原來係咁 "
牙ME:嘻 "
牙K:E "咁苦既 "
牙ME:你試下飲多幾啖先LA "
牙K:E "又唔覺苦喎 "仲比起唔落糖仲好飲TIM AR "
牙ME:係黎 "E種飲法係我1個朋友教我GA "當你遇到果件事果種感覺係苦GE "但係當你慢慢去感受 "慢慢去接受 "話唔定果件事對你好GA呢 "
牙K:係咩 "原來飲COFFEE都可以學到咁多野GA "咁我以後要向你多多學習喇 "哈哈 "
牙ME:邊係呢 "嘻 "
係1條街到 "*
牙ME:都晏GA喇 "我都要返去GA喇 "
牙K:咁好LA "你返去要小心D牙 "
牙ME:咁好LA "→唔小心滑1滑 "好采咁岩有牙K扶著牙ME咋 "
牙ME:唔好意思AR "→臉紅喇 "
牙K:都叫左你小心D GA啦 "→第1次見到佢臉紅原來咁可愛GA "
牙ME:我走喇 "BYE BYE喇 "→1講先就走左喇 "
牙K:BYE BYE "唔通我真係鐘意左佢 "
牙ME:哎呀 "唔通我真係鐘意左牙K "不過鐘意又點AR "人地係校草黎GA "點會鐘意我AR "[/color][/align]
2008-4-14 08:59 PM
呀紙=〕
第6回 "◆佢竟然係牙ME既表哥
係牙ME屋企 "*
牙ME:我返左黎喇 "→見到1個人即刻O晒嘴 "
ME既媽咪:你番左黎就好喇 "
牙ME:佢係邊個牙 "竟然可以入到黎既 "→瞪住果個人 "
ME既媽咪:哈 "咪咁冇禮貌LA "佢係你由細玩大既表哥牙HO "→同牙ME打左個眼色 "
牙ME:下 "佢係我表哥 "→真係好笑牙 "
牙HO:HI "好耐咁見喇喎 "表妹 "→哈哈 "今次仲唔俾我玩死 "
ME既媽咪:表哥叫你AR "仲唔叫人 "
牙ME:叫未叫LO "表姐 "→要我叫你做表哥 "好難喇 "
牙HO:你叫我做表姐 "真係好搞笑喎 "
牙ME:叫你做表姐已經好俾面GA喇喎 "唔通你想我叫你做牙婆AR "
[color=Black]牙HO:你 "→你好野LA "算 "我讓你 "
牙ME:哼 "→氣沖沖既返番自己間房到 "
ME既媽咪:唉 "E個女就係咁GA喇 "你唔好介意牙 "
牙HO:唔係AR "佢都幾得意AR "→俾佢咁激法 "你估我條氣會順咩 "
ME既媽咪:真係好對唔住AR "→估唔到佢地會咁GA "
牙HO:哦 "唔緊要既 "AR "係牙 "我可唔可以留係度住幾日AR "→串我牙 "睇下你E幾日點死 "哈哈 "
ME既媽咪:哦 "梗係得LA "E家我要入去廚房煮飯喇 "你自便先LA "→1講完就入左去廚房到 "
牙HO:哦 "好AR "→哈 "1陣你就知味道 "
係牙ME間房到 "牙ME電話中 "*
牙ME:喂 "牙紫 "我今日真係唔好采AR "鳴鳴 "
牙紫:做咩牙 "牙ME "
牙ME:果個死人牙HO竟然係我表哥AR "→講黎起都好火AR "
牙紫:哦 "係咩 "咁又點呢 "→估唔到牙HO就係佢表哥 "唔知牙HO佢E家個心諗緊D咩呢 "
牙ME:最慘就係佢E家係我屋企牙 "
牙紫:唔係AR "→咁好 "我都好想去AR "不過我知唔得GA喇 "
牙ME:不如你E家黎埋我屋企食飯AR "
牙紫:下 "真既 "→好開心 "
牙ME:E "你做咩咁開心既 "
牙紫:冇野AR "我太開心可以同你1齊同果個衰人對抗咋MA "→能夠有機會見到牙HO係我1生中有幸既事黎GA "
牙ME:咁我預埋你GA喇 "
牙紫:我個電話就冇電喇 "我搞掂晒D野就上黎你屋企LA "→CUT左線 "
牙ME:又係咁AR "唉 "
係客廳 "*
ME既媽咪:食飯喇 "→今晚既餸真係好豐富AR "呵呵 "
牙ME:嘩 "今晚有好多餸牙 "→全部都係我鐘意食GA喎 "唔通牙媽佢轉死性 "
ME既媽咪:梗係LA "今日你表哥黎喎 "梗要煮番D佢鐘意食GA野LA "
牙HO:哦 "真係好多謝你喎 "→哈哈 "睇下你牙媽有幾錫你 "
牙ME:哼 "好巴閉咩 "→瞪住牙HO "
突然間有人禁門鐘 "*
牙ME:AR "等我睇下邊個先 "→1定係牙紫黎GA喇 "
牙紫:HALO "→今日牙紫打扮得好令AR "
牙ME:呵呵 "真係好喇 "牙媽 "牙紫黎左牙 "→拖住牙紫隻手行過去 "
ME既媽咪:E "係牙紫牙 "咁岩又多左1套快指 "1齊食飯AR "→好開心 "
牙紫:好AR "伯母 "→1見到牙HO就臉紅喇 "
牙HO:HALO喎 "→好COOL "
牙ME:唔該坐開D LA "阻住晒 "
牙HO:哎呀呀 "你叫我借開 "
牙ME:你係我邊個牙 "
牙HO:我係你表哥LO "
牙ME:表哥就大晒喇 "仲有牙 "大讓細AR "
牙HO:你 "→好唔服氣 "
牙ME:AR "唔好咁樣 "喇 "有客人黎左 "梗係要讓位俾佢GA LA "係咪AR "
牙HO:好 "我就俾面佢 "→指住牙紫 "之後就讓左個位俾牙紫 "
牙ME:牙紫 "埋黎坐LA "→同埋牙紫1齊坐 "
牙紫:好牙 "→估唔到牙HO對我仲係咁冷淡GA "
ME既媽咪:好 "開飯喇 "
牙ME+HO:好牙 "→好齊喎 "
牙ME:哼 "有人係度跟人講野喎 "唔知算唔算跟尾狗呢 "→哈哈 "實在太好玩喇 "今次仲唔玩死你 "
第7回 "◆牙紫的秘密(上)
係客廳到 "*
牙ME:牙紫食多D AR "唔駛咁客氣GA喎 "→笑 "
牙紫:哦 "得GA喇 "→死LA "點解牙HO會坐係我對面GA "搞到我個心卜卜咁跳AR "
牙ME:牙紫 "你冇野AR MA "係咪唔舒服牙 "
牙紫:唔係牙 "
牙HO:實係LA "食野都要對住佢 "對住佢簡直食唔落飯AR "→奸笑 "
牙ME:你話咩話 "→想死牙 "好大力咁踩左牙HO1野 "
牙HO:你 "你竟然踩我 "→好痛AR "
牙ME:哎唷 "真係唔好意思牙 "我冇心GA喎 "→同我作對AR "知唔知個死字點寫牙 "
牙HO:哦 "唔緊要 "→好明顯係專登GA LA "
牙ME:咁食飯LA "→你食屎仲好過食飯LA "
牙HO:哦 "我唔食喇 "你慢慢食LA下 "→叫我食 "你食先LA "食屎LA你 "
牙ME:哎呀 "→特登CAKE左牙HO 1腳 "
牙HO:嘩 "好痛AR "→想起身 "
牙ME:好對唔住牙 "→潑左D水落牙HO到 "
牙HO:你 "→你好野 "我唔玩殘你 "我就唔叫做牙HO "
ME既媽咪:牙ME "→有D嬲 "
牙ME:哈 "我醒起仲有D功課唔識做TIM "牙紫 "→同牙紫打左個眼色 "
牙紫:哦 "好牙 "我教你做LA咁 "→之後就跟左牙ME入左佢間房喇 "
ME既媽咪:唉 "今日真係唔好意思喇 "
牙HO:哦 "唔緊要 "細路女係咁GA喇 "→你個女真係好有家教GA啫 "咁玩都有法既 "
ME既媽咪:咁我入去洗野先LA "有咩事事叫我LA "→1講完就入左廚房 "
牙HO:好牙 "唔該晒 "→真係唔該你個乖女AR "
係牙ME間房到 "*
牙ME:哈哈 "→係度猛咁笑 "
牙紫:做咩笑得咁開心AR "我個牙ME "→唔知牙HO佢點呢 "唉 "
牙ME:頭先你見到果個爆炸狗果種表情咩 "羅爆喇佢 "哈哈 "
牙紫:哈哈 "係咩 "→不過佢真係好羅AR "哈 "
牙ME:你做咩咁喎 "苦口苦面咁既 "1定有野暪住我既 "
牙紫:梗係冇野LA "→見我咁樣實有野GA "
牙ME:哼 "唔講我嬲你GA喇 "→扮嬲 "
牙紫:好喇好喇 "我講喇 "→1510講晒俾牙ME聽 "
牙ME:下 "唔係牙化 "[/color]
2008-4-20 10:08 AM
呀紙=〕
**** 付費信息,已經隱藏 *****
2008-4-20 10:09 AM
呀紙=〕
第8回 "◆牙ME既告白(上)
係客廳到 "*
牙ME:喂 "咩你咁GA "仲唔快D去追人 "→好想喊出黎 "
牙HO:咩AR "→都唔知你講咩 "
ME既媽咪:你地計住先LA "我要出1出牙 "→1講完就已經出左去 "
牙ME:你唔知牙紫佢 "→佢鐘意你牙 "
牙HO:佢鐘意我AR MA "→係人都知LA "
牙ME:你知 "又唔出去追番人地 "
牙HO:你真係好笑喎 "我唔鐘意佢 "你叫我追佢都冇用GA "→你明知我鐘意邊個GA "
牙ME:我真係費鬼事理你AR "→好耐咁出左去 "
牙HO:駛唔駛咁AR "→都唔知點話你好 "
係某1個籃球場 "*
牙ME:點解個天要咁對我喎 "鳴鳴 "→係度喊 "
飛仔:妹妹仔 "自己1個人牙 "做咩咁唔開心AR "不如等哥哥仔陪你AR "→攬住左牙ME "
牙ME:鳴鳴 "我好唔開心AR "→攬實左佢 "
飛仔:係牙 "咁不如我帶你去1個開心既地方AR "→估唔到今日竟然俾我撞正個"令"妹 "不過都幾正下 "哈哈 "
突然間牙K黎左喎 "*
牙K:你係度做咩AR "→怒啤個飛仔 "
飛仔:喂 "啤咩啤AR "仲有AR "我係度做咩都唔關你事 "
牙K:但係你搞佢就關我事 "
飛仔:你又係佢咩Q牙 "
牙K:佢係我條女 "你搞我條女就係唔得 "
飛仔:我係要搞AR "吹AR "
牙ME:咪嘈LA "→打左個飛仔1野 "
飛仔:喂 "好痛牙 "
牙ME:你走唔走牙 "唔走我打死你GA喇 "→又想打個飛仔多1野 "
飛仔:你地好野AR "唔好再俾我再見到你地牙下 "→走左 "
牙ME:E句話應該係我講至岩AR "→飲醉酒 "
牙K:牙ME你唔好飲咁多酒LA "→你咁樣我會好心痛GA "
牙ME:係牙K "黎黎黎 "陪我飲 "→攬住左牙K "
牙K:好 "我陪你飲 "不過你要講我知 "你有咩事唔開心先 "
牙ME:我好唔開心AR "點解個天要咁對我喎 "牙紫佢鐘意牙HO "牙HO佢又鐘意我 "但係我對佢冇果種感覺AR "鳴鳴 "
牙K:唔係GA "你身邊仲有好多朋友 "我都係 "→你知唔知我好鐘意你 "唔想剩係做到你既朋友 "想做你既愛人GA "
牙ME:朋友 "剩係朋友 "→唔通我地真係冇可能
2008-4-20 10:10 AM
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[color=Black][align=center]第8回 "◆牙ME既告白(下)
牙K:係 "我地永遠都係好朋友 "→其實牙K個心講E句說話真係覺得好苦GA "
牙ME:係 "係咩 "咁就好LU "我有1個咁好既朋友 "→喊左出黎 "仆低左 "
牙K:牙ME "→即刻扶番牙ME起身 "
牙ME:你唔好走LA "你唔好離開我 "好冇牙 "→我好鐘意你AR "
牙K:牙ME "→攬住左牙ME "
牙ME:你知唔知道 "我好鐘意你GA "我唔想剩係做你既朋友 "我想成為你另外既1半牙 "
牙K:牙ME "對唔住AR "→我唔可以同你1齊 "如果唔係你隨時會冇命GA "
牙ME:咁即刻咩意思喎 "→我剩係好想知你究竟鐘唔鐘意我咋 "
牙K:對唔住AR "我唔能夠同你係埋1齊 "→點解點解個天要咁玩我 "我真係好想同佢1齊GA "
牙ME:我剩係想知道你鐘唔鐘意我 "我只想知道 "→唔通你真係冇鐘意過我咩 "
牙K:有 "但係我唔可以同你係埋1齊 "因為我唔想你受到任何既傷害 "唔想你隨時會有意外 "→對唔住AR "1講完就令轉左後面走 "
牙ME:我唔會怕受到任何既傷害 "我可以為你甚至死牙 "因為我真係好鐘意你GA "→講講下個天落起1場雨 "而牙ME就跪左係度 "
牙K:牙ME "我決定同你係埋1齊 "→感動到喊左出黎 "
牙ME:牙K "→2個人望住對方 "就係E場雨下深情KISS "
突然間牙HO落左黎 "*
牙HO:牙K "你知唔知你E家做緊咩AR "→你竟然想搶我條女 "你肯定未死過喇 "
牙ME:牙HO "你點解會落左黎GA "仲有AR "我地鐘意做咩就做咩 "根本就係唔關你事 "→妖 "次次見親你都阻住晒GA "
牙HO:佢係你邊個牙 "你竟然同佢 "→你知唔知我絕對唔會俾第2個男仔得到你GA "係絕對唔得AR "
牙K:我係牙ME既男朋友 "→拖住左牙ME隻手 "
牙HO:放開你隻手AR "→COM左牙K 1巴 "
牙ME:你做咩打牙K "
牙HO:我係要打佢AR "咁又點牙 "我E家同你AR "我唔會俾佢得你GA "任何人都係 "
牙ME:唔該你慳D LA "咁鐘意玩 "要玩就去隔離個遊樂場同D低B仔玩LA "我冇你咁好氣同你玩牙 "
牙HO:你真係唔信我鐘意你 "
牙ME:鐘意又點唔鐘意又點AR "我根本就對你1 D FEEL都冇AR "你明唔明牙 "
牙HO:我唔信 "
牙ME:你唔信咪唔好信LO "仲有牙紫係好女仔黎GA "你應該好好咁珍惜E個好女仔GA "
牙HO:你同我講咁多野都冇用GA喇 "因為我鐘意果個都唔係佢 "
牙ME:哈 "你仲要係度玩喎 "你知唔知你會阻住姐姐GA "E個都成11點GA喇 "仲唔快D番屋企 "你唔驚牙媽會罵你咩 "仲有AR "好心你讀好你D書先LA "又係度搞搞陣 "你知唔知你好乞人憎GA "
牙HO:係牙 "我係好乞人憎AR "咁又點AR "我睇你地唔順眼 "見到你地都眼暈喇 "當街當眾係度KISS "你知唔知醜GA "→大嗌 "
牙ME:喂 "你好喇喎 "→臉紅 "
牙HO:係你話我係度玩既 "咁我E家咪玩俾你睇LO "吹牙 "→口就講玩啫 "其實佢個心唔係玩GA "
牙ME:牙紫真係睇錯左你牙 "你知唔知道你自己好乞人憎GA "
牙HO:好 "我走LO "咁未冇人再阻住你LO "你HAPPY LA "→走果陣時仲瞪左牙K1眼 "
牙ME:走LA你 "再唔走我打死你GA→好火 "
牙K:算LA "牙ME "
牙ME:對唔住AR "牙K "你塊臉仲痛唔痛牙 "→唔好意思咁問 "[/color][/align]
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