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學校>>>>>>>
(佢地3個係學校留連左一陣,先去搵miss.跟住打鐘....去班房....
miss先入班房,佢地係出面等!)
ms:今日有3位新同學嚟我地班,大家歡迎佢地入嚟啦!
男a:ms,男定女啊?女嘅就歡迎,男就........叫佢慳d啦!
女b:ms,男嫁呵?係咪啊?靚唔靚仔嫁?
眾同學:梗係男好d啦..............梗係女好d啦..........
ms:大家靜d!!!!!!!!!!!!!!我地請佢地入嚟啦.....
跟住佢地3個就入左去喇......
男a:嘩...兩個靚女呀!!!!靚女,你叫咩名呀?你有冇msn or icq呀?
男b:喂...你冇病呀!!!D靚女緊係我溝嫁喇~幾時到你呀!!!
成班女仔:嘩..靚仔!你叫咩名呀?電話幾號呀?一陣同我食飯丫?!
ms:咪嘈住!你地當我死嫁?!等佢地自己介紹自己啦~
蔚:hihi,我叫張芷蔚呀!你地可以叫我啊蔚!
兒:hi~我叫卓穎兒呀!大家可以叫我啊兒嫁~
希:叫我啊希得喇(好冷淡)......
男a:嘩~靚女,你個名好好聽喎!!同我食lunch丫,好冇~~?
男b:你慳d啦!!靚女,唔洗理佢嫁,一陣同我食lunch得嫁喇~
女a:哇,靚仔...你好cool呀!!!我鍾意呀~
ms:好喇好喇~佢地企左咁耐,都攰嫁喇,依家睇下你地坐邊先.....
蔚同兒一齊坐,希同歐家偉一齊坐,你地兩個女仔坐係佢地前面
(佢地3個坐左埋去,希同偉係度傾計.....)
希:喂,啊偉,咁耐冇見,點呀??(佢地係小學同學,偉就係希口中嘅fd)
偉:都係咁啦..咦,兩個靚女,你識嫁??
希:呢個係我個妹(指住兒),呢個就........豬扖!!!!!!(指住蔚)
偉:嘩!唔係呀嘛,咁索都叫豬扖...咁呢d女仔叫咩呀???(指住班女仔)
蔚:你講野小心d呀!!咪豬扖前豬扖後,我有名嫁..牛扖!!!!!
兒:哎呀~你地又嘈喇!!當比下面我,唔好嘈啦~
蔚:好,算!!當比面啊兒,下次你就知死!!!!
希:超.......係喎,你地唔好講比人知,兒係我個妹呀!
偉,兒,蔚:點解呀???
希:呢班女仔咁煩,問3問4,如果知兒係我個妹,肯定成日煩住佢啦~
偉,兒,蔚:o............
希:其實,重有一個原因嫁...
蔚:係咩呀??
希:我想兒扮住我g fd先,費事俾班女仔煩住哂!!!
蔚:超,原來係為左一己私利!!!
兒:算啦~橫掂我又冇壞嘅...我都成日痴住啊哥嫁啦,咁咪重好~一舉兩得!!!
蔚:唉...是但你地啦~
(就係咁..成哥朝早就係咁傾...傾到小息...)
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